Poem 495


Another song from The Nightdress … this duet for two women comes late in the show as a flashback to the crucial moment when all the tragic events are irrevocably set in motion … it shows Constance’s yet-to-be-father the young Samuel on a jaunt in London trying to choose between the favours of two prostitutes Peg and Pearl … he’s in their squalid lodgings where a distressed baby also resides but Samuel can’t work out which of the women it belongs to … by this time we are aware that Samuel will contract syphilis and give it to his wife which will result in a string of dead babies (before Constance and her younger brother manage to survive) and ultimately Constance’s mother’s long illness, mental troubles and death, which in turn will open the door to Mary Pratt entering the house as the children’s nurse, beginning an affair with Samuel that will lead to her becoming his new wife and giving birth to Constance’s half brother who Constance will murder out of a welter of complex emotions of grief guilt rejection and rage …

… in adult life Constance comes to realise that she also carries the congenital syphilis, the tell-tale sign being her notched teeth which Samuel notices here in the sick baby … all this weight of knowledge we hold as we watch him play Russian roulette with the entire future of his family, whichever of these women is the mother of the baby has syphilis and we lean forward with bated breath realising just how much rests on his choice in this moment though he remains oblivious …

… then of course he manages to come up with the worst possible decision – to sleep with both of them and thereby in true Greek tragic style destroy any slim chance of redemption for his entire family for a hundred years …

( I like the way I’ve been able to get a dramatic edge-of-the-seat scene and song out of what could have been just simple exposition/release of information … I also enjoy the hard yet energetic edge of Peg and Pearl as they ply their trade and run rings around Samuel, subverting his pretensions to be in control of this situation … and the way little one comes back at the end with a different meaning … )



Don’t Mind The Little One

Don't mind the little one
he must be teething 
we can ignore it 
as long as he's breathing
it must be tummy ache 
don't mind the little one 
let's have some fun 
he's not fully awake

now Peg's got the legs
but Pearl is a girl
you'll find accommodating
with some tricks we know
we can put on a show 
said to be educating

You can do what you want to here
where is the harm 
that stiff upper lip needs relief 
a little balm 
open the window and listen 
all of the Pearls 
and the Pegs in London 
sing the same psalm


Don't mind the little one
never mind the squalling 
it's time for his dose 
he'll go down till morning
don't mind the little one
he'll nod off directly 
he won't be watching 
as you disrespect me

or me if it's me 
my French lingerie 
you decide to invest in
your head's in a whirl 
is it Peg is it Pearl 
the crucial question

I'll be your Pearl before swine
Peg on your line 
when it's dirty laundry time 
mark me down in your diary 
a discreet little X 
for an hour you neglected 
what England expects


Then go back to your home 
your hearth and your wife
some children playing
such a nice ordered life
you can shut your door 
you can lock your gate
rest assured that all 
those you love are safe

though there might be something 
you carry deep within 
from a baby two girls 
in a dirty back room
an impulse a choice 
that tilted your world 
as you pondered 
wondered
considered 
dithered
Pearl or Peg 
Peg or Pearl

What's that you say
what's that he said
the girl with the curls 
or the girl with the legs
oh he's wicked Pearl 
and pound notes to burn
he wants double the pleasure
the best of both worlds 


Come on then mister
we don't mind mister
mind if it's a little one
long as you're a gentleman



Don’t Mind The Little One