Poem 521
Based on a story I saw in a documentary about the war Borges referred to as ’two bald men fighting over a comb’ …
… the merciless tone works to bury the bitter lead …
One Of The Lighter Moments Of The War
There was this Argentinian soldier in the Falklands dug in in the Atlantic cold waiting for the British to come and all of a sudden they came and one of the first things they did was shoot him so he jumped up straight away in his trench shouting that's it I'm leaving he gave his gun to one of his friends ammunition to another climbed out and walked off up the hill the British who took a dim view of sulking lobbed a phosphorus grenade at him and he caught fire and changed his mind and decided to come back again but his friends weren't pleased to see him burning like a dry tree lighting up their position they waved him off hysterically shouting the Argentinian for get away you bastard get away he wavers there the look on his face shot burning about to burst into tears