Poem 521
Based on a story I saw in a documentary about the war Borges referred to as ’two bald men fighting over a comb’ …
… the merciless tone works to bury the bitter lead …
One Of The Lighter Moments Of The War
There was this Argentinian soldier
in the Falklands
dug in in the Atlantic cold
waiting for the British to come
and all of a sudden they came and one
of the first things they did
was shoot him
so he jumped up straight away in his trench
shouting
that's it I'm leaving
he gave his gun
to one of his friends ammunition
to another
climbed out and walked off
up the hill
the British who took a dim view
of sulking lobbed
a phosphorus grenade at him
and he caught fire
and changed his mind
and decided to come back again
but his friends
weren't pleased to see him
burning like a dry tree lighting up
their position
they waved him off hysterically shouting
the Argentinian for
get away you bastard
get away
he wavers there
the look on his face
shot
burning
about to burst
into tears